Total Medals Earned: 1,923 (From 267 different games.) Total Medal Score: 35,375 Points
Medals Earned: 20/30 (195/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 4.
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 7/13 (120/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Finish the first level for each character.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Finish Naaij's story.
Find the incomplete area.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (450/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Become one with the desert
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Activated Wade mode
Medals Earned: 2/8 (100/500 points)
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Kill 50 Enemies.
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Activate both cores of Planet I.
Activate both cores of Planet II.
Activate all four cores and reconnect the data beam.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (160/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 6/6 (170/170 points)
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard
Medals Earned: 11/20 (155/480 points)
Send Wrong Order
Finish First Day
Add 2011 Calendar to Store Inventory
Add Tankmen Figurine to Store Inventory
Add Castle Crasher Figurine to Store Inventory
Add Hip-Hop 2010 CD to Store Inventory
Add MeatBoy Game to Store Inventory
Add Newgrounds Poster to Store Inventory
Add Tankmen Poster to Store Inventory
Add Penicorn to Store Inventory
Add Mystery Box to Store Inventory
Send Newgrounds Into the Red
Finish Fast
All Orders Correct For First 15 Days
Completely Fill Many Boxes
Completely Fill 3x3x3 Box
Work Through A Full Month
Earn $10,000.00
Medals Earned: 4/12 (45/405 points)
Diffuse 15 bombs before 1 goes off
Kill 15 henchlings
Keep Urbanville safe for 5 minutes
Kill 25 henchlings
Rescue 50 Urbanville citizens
Diffuse 35 bombs before 1 goes off
Rescue 75 Urbanville citizens
Diffuse 50 bombs before 1 goes off
Keep Urbanville safe for 10 minutes
Kill 50 henchlings
Rescue 100 Urbanville citizens
Keep Urbanville safe for 15 minutes